As I was biking down the road on my brand new bike I stopped to have a break, a few minutes later a gang of horrible teenagers came and stole my brand new yellow bike. When I walked angrily back home I found my brand new yellow bike but it was not brand new anymore. The chain was busted and the wheels were flat. There was a little note on the handlebars saying, “Have fun getting back home now!” Silly little fellas. They didn’t know that they had tied my bike onto the lamp post right outside of my house.